simonqueyes

I'm just a simple guy, leading a rather complicated life. I am: a thoughtful commentator; a purveyor of cheesy humor; a stater of the obvious (and very occasionally of the profound). By day im a mild maner college guy, by night i become anti-social where i dedicate my self buying useless junk on ebay. Though every weeknight i do go out and get hammered. Can you spot my contradictions?