Sarah

I have had way too many weird experiences and have too much time on my hands. Or I had far too much time on my hands until recently. Now I have no time on my hands, but evidently choose to make the best use of it - wasting time on the internet and telling people things they probably don't care about, don't believe, or think I'm an idiot for doing. People have been telling me to start a blog for some time. I have always said no or maybe. Like I said, I had too much time on my hands and no motivation to do anything productive with it. Now I have no time on my hands and all the motivation in the world to waste it. Go figure. I have had a lot of interesting/crazy/unbelievable/just plain stupid things happen to me and some of them are fairly entertaining. Or so I tell myself the next day when I realize, yes, I did, indeed, go streaking in a sombrero. These stories may or may not be true, depending on who's asking. Names may or may not be changed to protect the innocent. Who, to be honest, are probably not innocent. I may be humorous, bitchy, cynical, dry, depressing, raunchy, or anything else at any time of any day. For instance, it may sound bitchy of me to say if anyone is stupid enough to read this, I'll post something for you to read. But to be honest, I read crap like this all the time. There is an unending supply of crap on the internet, and I feel the need to add to the pile. I have found the best way to get through most things is with the attitude that it is, indeed, always happy hour. So make yourself a cold drink and read on to see why you should not have ever made that drink to begin with. (Warning: do not try any of this at home...or anywhere else for that matter)