roycarlson

Well crappy. I have to write about myself. I'm a man. Atleast I hope so because otherwise I'm a pretty ugly lesbian. My tastes are way beyond my budget. I live in Washington DC. I over read into everything. At the same time I can hardly be in a conversation for more than a minute. I love you ADD! YOU RULE!!! I'm goofy. I get tipsy way too easily off of cheap beer. Sometimes I look into the mirror and wonder when the baby is due. I work in a field that blows goats. I hate getting up before 9 sometimes 10. I love being the center of attention even though I can be shy. My wife's work freaks me out, but I'm so glad for it at the same time (She's a veterinarian technician). My brain cells are rapidly dying off for no reason what so ever. I can't remember what I did yesterday. I can only watch porn lesbian style. If my job productivity was milk I'd be 2%. I'm scared that I just wrote that....oh well. I love going to museums. I sometimes really think my wife is an angel sent to save me. I live in a zoo. I wonder if this whole thing should have been put in order of importance because of my OCD, but my ADD is in the top of my brain disorder list so OCD loses. I'm tired of writing about myself =)