MEL0N K1NG

I do not leave the house much. I do however believe that the world is an ever-amazing existence. I believe in stranger danger, but I'm still a king broski. Anyone messes with me all my subjects back me up. No I'm not a gang member. I am just an influential person. I like giving advice, solving mysteries, and being a badass rank hero, depending on how you look at it. Chat me up yo. Okay. I lied. I'm not THAT full of myself. I just ya know, get that excited state of mind "I AM THE BEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET BOW DOWN BEFORE ME" sort of mindset. It's cool though yo, cool. I offer advice. Ask for it if you want. In all seriousness though, I do not value my own advice. I feel like there are questions people ask that cannot be answered in a right way. There are absolute truths that exist in this world, but it is finding those truths that I need your help with. Teach me and I'll teach you. For we all know nothing, in that nothing we can learn something.