Mr. Poopoopachu

Mr. Poopoopachu (born January 22, 1977), portrayed and voiced by Joe Moscone, is a character; not of film, television or literature, but a character in “real life.” Because not too many people watch real life anymore, he’s flown under the radar virtually unnoticed entirely for 32 years. “ Joe,” as his probation officer calls him, pays his bills as a smooth-talking PR pro in NYC, but it’s his passion for absorbing all the geeky bits of pop-culture in the nerdosphere that gets him out of bed each day. His past is rich with life-shaping experiences: he’s been the Kool-Aid Man; he’s searched for bigfoot; and he’s been taken to the ground by wrestling legend Sgt. Slaughter. Hell, he even once saved 7 kittens from a burning tenement. Naked. But that’s the past, and he’s not one to dwell. Or boast. (Ladies, did we mention he saved kittens?) He’s excited to now be a contributor to 30pov, where he’ll share his fun, unique experiences and “try his best” not to offend too many of you.