gypsyhick

I've lived, and continue to live, in Calgary since late 2004, although I'm a Saskatchewanian who arrived via Vancouver. I find Calgary disjointed and have concluded that the city lay-out must have been the result of a really good party in 1982 hosted by acid freaks. My disconnectedness results in a shwack of connections, and I survive mostly via coincidence - without it, I'd have been murdered by a speeding bus long ago. I'm married to a guy who finds fart jokes really really funny and we live with a dog who's only trick is to hog the covers. I constantly forget my age and often partake in clothing and behaviours that are NOT age appropriate, which is fine by me. And even though I never call or write, I do love you. Really I do.