finnegandaley

Finnegan Daley has had a much more interesting life than you. A world-weary cynic, heavy drinker, thrice-married brawler, and incorrigible scapegrace with fourteen kids the courts can pin on him, and an unknown number of progeny in the fleshpots of the world. Variously employed as a journalist, roustabout in a traveling circus, bartender, gigolo, and un-indicted co-conspirator. Soon-to-be breakout novelist, talk show and reality show staple, and arm candy for some C-list celebrity. Kinda-sorta from Youngstown, Ohio. Probably available for speaking gigs, endorsement of products (no matter how sh1tty), companionship during drinking binges, or going on cruises at your expense.* *Lead time required to clear with officers of the court. Not all countries available. Long story there.