Eustice The Sheep

I found Eustice The Sheep lost and lonely on a clearance table at a Tuesday Morning store. He had a large $4.99 sticker stuck to him. He asked me to take him home with me so politely, there was no possible way for me to refuse him. I'm not who was more surprised. He immediately started calling me The Nice Lady and he's been charming me into behaving badly ever since.