Cateland White

This is my cyberspace diary, which, as is my lifestyle in the land of the living and breathing, contains equal parts humor and musings from over a half century of experience. I envision it as a visit to a virtual shrink. Armchair alienists who wish to advise are hereby authorized to comment... I could tell you more about who I really am but, uh, then, uh, I'd have to kill ya, right? ;) (Okay, so I live in Sin City and the mob mentality edges into my vernacular sometimes. As does 'y'all', dropping g's here and there and a few southern whitisms upon which I grew up and can't live without. Thats all you're gonna get -any further hints will be slower than Christmas comin' to a selfish child...)