AliGator

Have worked with computers for 50 years. Originally they worked for me, nowadays I work for them even although I am retired. They occasionally let me off for a game of golf. Sometimes I help my friends with their computer problems. They call me 'Mr. Grumpy' because I keep telling them to read the f*****g manual (RTFM) and stop bothering me. Mind you, they have my sympathy... bloody computers! In fact... bloody manuals!!!!